The Full Book (Table of Contents)

Here is a chapter outline, with links.

This Substack has been an intriguing experiment, and I’m glad so many readers responded positively to the serialized format. But I recognize trying to consume a book in randomly emailed chunks is not an ideal experience for everyone.

To provide an option of reading SMIRK in sequential order, I have assembled a full table of contents with links. Obviously, in order to read it straight through including paid posts, you will need a paid subscription. Sections that are free or paid are identified.

Note that because of Substack email length limits, I have to send the table of contents in two parts. This email includes links to the first 10 chapters of SMIRK. A follow-up email after this will contain the rest of the SMIRK links. (Here is a link to the second part of the table of contents.)

Thank you again, for your interest in SMIRK!

TABLE OF CONTENTS

INTRODUCTION: Crashing the Narrative (free)

CHAPTER 1

1. No Regrets (free)

2. Harambe (free)

3. My Letter to Hillary Clinton (paid)

4. Shiny Objects (free)

CHAPTER 2

1. The “Most Hated” Man in America (paid)

2. Falling Down the Rabbit Hole (paid)

3. What Martin Shkreli Told the Feds (paid)

4. “Of Course…Now I’m a Felon.” (paid)

CHAPTER 3

1. Orphan Drugs (free)

2. Facing the "Imbeciles" (paid)

3. “Where Are the Stories About Patients?” (paid)

4. Delusions of Redemption (paid)

CHAPTER 4

1. “The Perfect Little Brooklyn Life” (paid)

2. The Prison Brides’ Club (paid)

3. The Porn Star and the Pharma Bro (It’s Not What You Think) (paid)

4. Never Go Full Shkreli (free)

5. The Sad Song of KaloBios (paid)

CHAPTER 5

1. “You Should Write the Book” (paid)

2. Awkward Family Photo (paid)

3. The Horatio Alger Myth (free)

4. Ocean Avenue (paid)

5. Princeton (paid)

6. The Lauren Duca Incident (free)

CHAPTER 6

1. Playing Chess with “J.P. Morgan” (paid)

2. Sugar Daddy (paid)

3. Hedge Fund Hustler (paid)

4. What’s in a Scam? (paid)

5. Pied Piper (paid)

6. The Almost Chappaquiddick (paid)

7. Merry Christmas, I’m Suing You (paid)

8. F*cked Up Gifted Kids (paid)

CHAPTER 7

1. The Right to a Fair Trial (paid)

2. The Bonfire of the Shkrelanities (paid)

3. How Twitter Blocking Can Be Hot (paid)

4. An Avalanche of Evidence vs. a Bag of Ruffles (free)

5. The Cost of a Hair from Hillary Clinton (paid)

6. Prison Rape Jokes (paid)

7. The Scariest Shkreli Fan (paid)

8. “Fix You” (paid)

CHAPTER 8

1. How Martin Got Schooled in Prison (paid)

2. Catholic School Girl (free)

3. Failing the Bechdel Test (paid)

4. Shkreli’s Biggest Victim (free)

5. The Fixer Turned Fredo (paid)

6. “A 150 IQ” (paid)

7. 84 Months (paid)

8. “Absence of Malice” (paid)

CHAPTER 9

1. “F*ck That Guy!” (free)

2. No Adults in the Room (paid)

3. Black Market (paid)

4. Falling in Love Over a Contraband Phone (paid)

5. The Prison Van (paid)

6. A Shkreli in Love (free)

CHAPTER 10

1. Stockholm Syndrome (paid)

2. Short Seller (free)

3. Arrested Development (paid)

4. A Web of Frenemies (free)

5. The Women of Vyera (paid)

TABLE OF CONTENTS CONTINUED (Chapters 11-16)

(Credit to Shannon Loys for the fabulous illustrations in the table of contents emails.)